FML STUPID UPGRADES!

I hate the fact that you can go out and buy a brand new laptop computer one year and then by the next a new system will be made, all the programs will be produced to only work with the "newer" ones, and your laptop is already pretty much absolete. FML D: !!!

Really, I wouldn't know a thing about my own life (and hair) if it wasn't for you...

So I was just sitting around with my grandmother and cousin today... happened to take a look at my hair and realized I had a few split ends and thought, "I need a haircut." Then I picked a few split ends off of my hair.

"I hate it when people do that," my grandma says, "your (aunt's name) does it all the time."

"Why does it bother you?"

"I don't know."

Cousin who thinks she's the expert on everything there is to be an expert on says, "You know that that just makes the split ends worse right? I haven't had split ends in years. Ever since (her daughter) I haven't had to straighten my hair, and I don't blow dry it, I just put moose in it and then that's all," while looking at me the whole time.

I'm thinking. "Well dear god, it's not like my hair is full of split ends but thanks for your advice that I never asked for." But I simply said. "Well I have to straighten my hair because it does wave and look bad if I don't so I'm not going to stop and I'll just have to deal with the split ends."

Then somehow the conversation gets onto hair types. So I'm tired of talking about it and don't want to get involved.

"Yeah you know after you reach a certain age you're only supposed to wash your hair about three times a week?" Says the cousin.

"Yeah I do that or else my hair gets dry," says my grandma.

"Yeah I wash my hair about every other day, because you don't want to wash out your natural oils," says cousin.

"Same here," I finally decide not to be left out of the conversation. "But I have naturally oily hair so sometimes I have to wash it before I have somewhere important to go."

"You know touching and brushing the roots of your hair makes it more oily?" My cousin says.

"Yeah that's what (insert my name) does," my grandma says.

WHAT THE HELL! Okay, okay, I get it.... Does my hair look like crap or something? Did I insult you anyway? Do you get off by insulting my hygiene and overall personal care knowledge? Do you run your fingers through my hair in the morning to see how oily it REALLY is after I sleep on it?... I really don't think you do. But thanks for your concern by telling me the things I obviously do but never knew myself that I did. I'm so glad I have you two around to tell me about myself. Really. I don't know where I'd be without you...