The Most Awesome Fireworks Show Ever!

This is my blog about the most awesome fireworks show ever... But not really. I haven't really seen the most awesome fireworks show ever. The best one I ever saw was at Epcot in Disney World. But anyways, right now we are staying in Cocoa Beach. Because it's almost the fourth of July, there are a bunch of fireworks shows going on down here (cause we Americans like explosions right?). Today, we went down and watched the fireworks show at Port Canaveral. The sad thing is, we had to sit around and wait for the show to start for about an hour. The whole while, way across the port, another fireworks show was going on. We could barely see it, but apparently it was a big show. When that one was over, ours finally decided to start. The whole fifteen minutes of it was awesome... but kind of felt disappointing after sitting and watching the one down the port (which we think was at Merritt Island) go on for about an hour. So, while we had been waiting and a little bit afterward, I came up with my own fireworks show. It includes:

1. A large cargo boat.
2. That cargo boat to be filled with boxes of scientifically modified, glow in the dark butterflies.
3. Godzilla.
4. A giant pair of flashing, neon sunglasses.
5. Godzilla to be wearing said sunglasses.
6. Strobe lights.
7. A giant sound system.
8. A projector.

And then, for the grand finale, Godzilla bursts out of the water wearing his sunglasses, with strobe lights spinning around in the background. He's dancing around while "I Where My Sunglasses At Night" blares from the speakers. Water splashes up around his feet and little Disney cartoons are projected on the waves (hey we have to pull from what we know right?). Then when the song reaches the "Don't switch the blade, on the guy in shades, oh no," Godzilla crushes all the Disney characters, sets the barge on fire, and all the glow in the dark butterflies fly free.

The end. :)